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I feel like my activist followers will need this.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Assorted cheese hell………yes
are we not going to talk about the poem below that